![]() Next up in popularity is Fruit Punch, which is lucky for us, because that was the top-ranking flavor in our taste test. Someone on our staff said it tasted like "if someone melted a blue Jolly Rancher in weird water, maybe." YIKES. You see, we ranked Gatorade flavors once upon a time, and out of the 22 varieties we looked at, Cool Blue came in-how do I put this?-dead 'effing last place. Topping the list is Cool Blue, which is kind of surprising, and frankly a little awkward for us. The Takeout received internal sales data from the company to determine America's most beloved flavors of Gatorade. And while we've always been subjected to going off the opinions of our friends, Gatorade recently shared which of its flavors are the most popular in the U.S.and we are, quite frankly, STUNNED. If you need a good ice breaker, I've found that asking people their flavor of choice is bound to be a lively conversation. Here’s people on Twitter agreeing about Glacier Freeze’s greatness.What color Gatorade you like to chug after working out (or, more likely, the morning after a night out) says a lot about you. It’s marketing genius because our curiosity converts to a purchase and though our thirst for liquid is quenched, the thirst for an answer is always there. The mystery may in fact be the reason we keep chugging away. It’s a mystery, and may always be, but we find comfort in the cool touch of the bitter-tasting blue berry drink reaching our stomachs. And you sound smart saying it! Nobody knows what Glacier Freeze tastes like, but we still love it. Glacier Freeze taught you what electrolytes are.Īctually, you still don’t really know what they are, but you tell people that Gatorade helps replenish them. Blue juice has always and will forever mean Glacier Freeze, and not Cool Blue to her. My 10-year-old cousin has called Glacier Freeze “blue juice” for a while, and that’s probably a good sign that things are swinging in the right direction. There’s nothing more depressing than either accidentally grabbing the wrong color blue gatorade, or, even worse, trying to be Gatoradesplained about how they’re basically the same thing. "what kind of low class scum do u take me for?!"- Jake Woolf June 13, 2017 ![]() I want to shout out my good Twitter buddy Jake for laying down the law. “Cool Blue” tries so hard to be Glacier Freeze. Lemon-lime reminds me of of sprite, rain berry is just a no, orange is meh. (These are all my problems and not the drink’s.) ![]() It replenished my electrolytes after a long bench-sit on the basketball bench (I did not play) and was right there with me to lose the big track meet. It’s not too heavy and keeps you going while you lose your individual sport. Glacier Freeze is also the best sports drink. It’s here to settle your stomach and replenish the fluids you just projectiled out. Mainly from a night full of vomiting.Īctually, now that I think about it, Glacier Freeze is vomit’s kryptonite like no other flavor is. Something about the taste and feel of Glacier Freeze makes you feel your body recovering. Maybe glaciers taste like berries? Glacier Freeze is the only answer for hangovers and stomach viruses. It smells like berries, but the name gives us no such indication that our senses are right. Glacier Freeze is the world’s best Gatorade flavor, despite nobody knowing what the heck flavor it even is. The majestic light blue liquid beauty has tucked me in at night, helped me recover in the morning, and fueled me up to lose the big game! It’s there for the good, the bad, and the ugly. Humans don’t support me the same way Glacier Freeze Gatorade does.
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